Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead! How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow! What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom! What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste! Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series. A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!